Thanos, a philosophy and economics double major who thinks once you eat a plant it will never grow back: i have to slaughter half the universe’s population with the infinity stones, so that no one ever runs out of resources and starves
Thor, a phys ed and linguistics major with a minor in women’s studies, taking a sip of his strawberry protein shake: can’t you just use the infinity stones to create more resources tho?
Thanos: blocked
Thor: Unblock me I need to tell you something
Thanos: What?
Thor: Bitch
Loki, being strangled by Thanos: *Whispers* harder daddy.
Thanos, dropping him: Bitch what the f-
I love acting. It’s my playground; it lets me explore. But my happiness in this world, my level of peace, is never going to be dictated by acting. My goal in life is to detach from the egoic mind. — Chris Evans
like… thor came back to earth, announced that he was friends with a talking racoon and tree and steve was just like sounds swell, buddy, glad to have you back, ol’ pal. that haircut makes you look even more handsome than before, man
(Source: gwendastacy)
